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Portal: Tik Tok Parody

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Wake up in the morning feeling like Doug Ratman
(Hey what up, Chell?)
Grab my portal gun, I'm out the door, I'm gonna pass this test!
(Let's go)
Before I leave, dry my hair with the incinerator
Cuz when I leave the elevator I ain't comin' back

I'm talking portals on all the walls, walls
Trying out all our gels, gels
AIs cracking jokes, jokes
Brain scratching, try and solve it
Pushing that final button
Trying to get through to GLaDOS

Storage cube! Make it drop
Lazer blow my turret up
Tonight I'mma race
Til we see the surface
Tick tock on the clock
Why'd I pick the challenge, no!

Storage cube! Make it drop
Lazer blow my turret up
Tonight I'mma race
Til we see the surface
Tick tock on the clock
Why'd I pick the challenge, no!

Ain't got a care in world as I soar through the air
Ain't got no cubes on my buttons, but I'm already here
And now, the cores are lining up cause they hear I won't murder
But we drop them in the fire cuz I have to defeat her

I'm talking about everybody getting cake, cake
Fact Core calling it fake, fake
Gonna catch him for his own sake, sake

Now, now, we go until she kills us now, now
Or the facility shuts down, down
Facility shuts down, down
Apeture shuts…

Storage cube! Make it drop
Lazer blow my turret up
Tonight I'mma race
Til we see the surface
Tick tock on the clock
Why'd I pick the challenge, no!


Storage cube! Make it drop
Lazer blow my turret up
Tonight I'mma race
Til we see the surface
Tick tock on the clock
Why'd I pick the challenge, no!


Wheatley, you bring me up
You push me down
My heart, it pounds
Yeah, you got me

With my gun up
You got me now
You gave that command
Yeah, you got me

Wheatley, you bring me up
You push me down
My heart, it pounds
Yeah, you got me

With my gun up
Put your gun up
Put your gun up

Now, the test don't start 'til I walk in

Storage cube! Make it drop
Lazer blow my turret up
Tonight I'mma race
Til we see the surface
Tick tock on the clock
Why'd I pick the challenge, no!

Storage cube! Make it drop
Lazer blow my turret up
Tonight I'mma race
Til we see the surface
Tick tock on the clock
Why'd I pick the challenge, no!
I think this was sorta a joke during the RP... but, what if Chell was lying to us and could sing like Ke$ha? This is what we'd get.
Some parts don't make perfect sense, not sure if it TOTALLY fits the song, but what can you do? It was for fun.
Original Tik Tok (c) Ke$ha
Portal 1/2 (c) Valve
Parody = Spunkers
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MustardMackerels's avatar
Little late to the party here but this. THIS IS EPIC