ShopDreamUp AI ArtDreamUp
Deviation Actions
Literature Text
Wake up in the morning feeling like Doug Ratman
(Hey what up, Chell?)
Grab my portal gun, I'm out the door, I'm gonna pass this test!
(Let's go)
Before I leave, dry my hair with the incinerator
Cuz when I leave the elevator I ain't comin' back
I'm talking portals on all the walls, walls
Trying out all our gels, gels
AIs cracking jokes, jokes
Brain scratching, try and solve it
Pushing that final button
Trying to get through to GLaDOS
Storage cube! Make it drop
Lazer blow my turret up
Tonight I'mma race
Til we see the surface
Tick tock on the clock
Why'd I pick the challenge, no!
Storage cube! Make it drop
Lazer blow my turret up
Tonight I'mma race
Til we see the surface
Tick tock on the clock
Why'd I pick the challenge, no!
Ain't got a care in world as I soar through the air
Ain't got no cubes on my buttons, but I'm already here
And now, the cores are lining up cause they hear I won't murder
But we drop them in the fire cuz I have to defeat her
I'm talking about everybody getting cake, cake
Fact Core calling it fake, fake
Gonna catch him for his own sake, sake
Now, now, we go until she kills us now, now
Or the facility shuts down, down
Facility shuts down, down
Apeture shuts…
Storage cube! Make it drop
Lazer blow my turret up
Tonight I'mma race
Til we see the surface
Tick tock on the clock
Why'd I pick the challenge, no!
Storage cube! Make it drop
Lazer blow my turret up
Tonight I'mma race
Til we see the surface
Tick tock on the clock
Why'd I pick the challenge, no!
Wheatley, you bring me up
You push me down
My heart, it pounds
Yeah, you got me
With my gun up
You got me now
You gave that command
Yeah, you got me
Wheatley, you bring me up
You push me down
My heart, it pounds
Yeah, you got me
With my gun up
Put your gun up
Put your gun up
Now, the test don't start 'til I walk in
Storage cube! Make it drop
Lazer blow my turret up
Tonight I'mma race
Til we see the surface
Tick tock on the clock
Why'd I pick the challenge, no!
Storage cube! Make it drop
Lazer blow my turret up
Tonight I'mma race
Til we see the surface
Tick tock on the clock
Why'd I pick the challenge, no!
(Hey what up, Chell?)
Grab my portal gun, I'm out the door, I'm gonna pass this test!
(Let's go)
Before I leave, dry my hair with the incinerator
Cuz when I leave the elevator I ain't comin' back
I'm talking portals on all the walls, walls
Trying out all our gels, gels
AIs cracking jokes, jokes
Brain scratching, try and solve it
Pushing that final button
Trying to get through to GLaDOS
Storage cube! Make it drop
Lazer blow my turret up
Tonight I'mma race
Til we see the surface
Tick tock on the clock
Why'd I pick the challenge, no!
Storage cube! Make it drop
Lazer blow my turret up
Tonight I'mma race
Til we see the surface
Tick tock on the clock
Why'd I pick the challenge, no!
Ain't got a care in world as I soar through the air
Ain't got no cubes on my buttons, but I'm already here
And now, the cores are lining up cause they hear I won't murder
But we drop them in the fire cuz I have to defeat her
I'm talking about everybody getting cake, cake
Fact Core calling it fake, fake
Gonna catch him for his own sake, sake
Now, now, we go until she kills us now, now
Or the facility shuts down, down
Facility shuts down, down
Apeture shuts…
Storage cube! Make it drop
Lazer blow my turret up
Tonight I'mma race
Til we see the surface
Tick tock on the clock
Why'd I pick the challenge, no!
Storage cube! Make it drop
Lazer blow my turret up
Tonight I'mma race
Til we see the surface
Tick tock on the clock
Why'd I pick the challenge, no!
Wheatley, you bring me up
You push me down
My heart, it pounds
Yeah, you got me
With my gun up
You got me now
You gave that command
Yeah, you got me
Wheatley, you bring me up
You push me down
My heart, it pounds
Yeah, you got me
With my gun up
Put your gun up
Put your gun up
Now, the test don't start 'til I walk in
Storage cube! Make it drop
Lazer blow my turret up
Tonight I'mma race
Til we see the surface
Tick tock on the clock
Why'd I pick the challenge, no!
Storage cube! Make it drop
Lazer blow my turret up
Tonight I'mma race
Til we see the surface
Tick tock on the clock
Why'd I pick the challenge, no!
Literature
Portal Limerick
There once was a girl named Chell
Who was threatened with Android Hell
She burned her cube friend
But got revenge in the end
Although Glados doesn't burn very well
Literature
Portal - Wheatley Poem
I despise you.
Loath you.
I even want to kill you.
I belived you tricked me,
used me up and left me at my greatest moment.
You only wanted to escape.
You never wanted to be my friend.
But in the end,
when we were being sucked into space,
when I was screaming at you,
demanding not to let me go.
You only stared. Silent.
Only now do I see the look in your eyes.
They were full of hurt and sadness.
You never meant harm.
Pride and confusion got the best of me.
You were my friend. And I was yours too.
Found that you were all I had.
Then I realized that you never left me
I left you,
became a monster inside.
And I regret that.
B
Literature
Portal 2 Remember: 3
How far would someone go to make sure the one they care so much about is happy? With some, it could be buying them many gifts that they desire or treat them as if they were worth more than all the treasures in the world. For others, it could be just simple, yet sentimental things that can warm a heart and bring a grin on their face. One of those things happened to be a giant, burnt cube in the middle of a huge, thorny rose bush. Oh, what any man would do for the woman they love.
Chell awoke to the sound of a huge crash followed by screams of pain. She bolted out of bed and scurried down the stairs, the sounds coming from outside. "HELP, CA
Suggested Collections
Featured in Groups
I think this was sorta a joke during the RP... but, what if Chell was lying to us and could sing like Ke$ha? This is what we'd get.
Some parts don't make perfect sense, not sure if it TOTALLY fits the song, but what can you do? It was for fun.
Original Tik Tok (c) Ke$ha
Portal 1/2 (c) Valve
Parody = Spunkers
Some parts don't make perfect sense, not sure if it TOTALLY fits the song, but what can you do? It was for fun.
Original Tik Tok (c) Ke$ha
Portal 1/2 (c) Valve
Parody = Spunkers
© 2011 - 2024 Spunkers
Comments51
Join the community to add your comment. Already a deviant? Log In
Little late to the party here but this. THIS IS EPIC